Queens of the Stone Age

Posted: Thursday, June 30, 2011 by L0n3w0lf in Labels:
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Hi everybody !



Today I've got absolutely nothing to say. And since I just have like... 2 followers xD what's the point of writing at all...


So I'm not going to write today.

... Yeah I allready did. So I might as well keep goin'.

I'm gonna say a list of intresting questions for you to awnser:

1 - Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?

2 - If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?

3 - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

4 - Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

5 - If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Ok that was all... thank you guys who wrote them ... No it wasn't me I'm lazy xD I just picked some funny ones. Btw just so that you know, the answer to 5 is testicle. Yes testicle.


Ok some music now...







3's and 7's from Queens of the Stone Age !











cya next time!

Have you ever....

Posted: Saturday, June 25, 2011 by L0n3w0lf in
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Have you ever thought "Man I'm dead!"

Wait that wasn't funny... UNLESS... Yeah unless the one you tought that was a banana.


Have you ever seen a rat and then it started running and then something fell on it and you were like "Maaaan... that must have hurt."

Have you ever went out with some friends and then you look at a female friend and got a boner and then she told you " Nice bone, huh?" and then you go like "Oh... huh... I'm sorry" and you try to hide it but then she was just talking about a bone she saw on a poster and then she notices that you had a boner.

Have you ever been told "Nice bass mate" and understood "Nice ass rape"

Ok enough with have you ever... it's kinda stupid...

Have you ever said so many have you ever things that it just got stupid and you understood that not even one of your have you evers were funny ? ...
... Well yeah... just about .... now. :\



Just one more have you ever .




















CYA








So you're reading my blog.

Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 by L0n3w0lf in Labels: , , , , , ,
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So you're reading my blog... How does it feel ? . Good ? . Awfull... Nice.


Yeah you should feel awfull for reading my blog because you're wasting your time. You should be working hard to come up with another diferent potato chips flavour. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH!!!! AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IF WE DON'T HAVE 2 MORE BY THE END OF... next week ? .

Yeah thats right... u_u

Ok I'm just kidding. :)

So the other day I was goin to catch the train and you know what happened ? ....I couldn't do it. Trains are to big and move to fast for me to get'em... Unless they stop but then they start moving and I can't hold to them... So I just decided to hop on the train . :D


Ain't it awfull to read random thoughts from some guy whose thoughts make no sense at all ? .

List of funny words:

Poop.
Poopcicle.
Doo-doo.
.. hrm...

Buzum.
Shneee. (It does exist... lol)
Pikachu.



Come on Pikachu is funny :D





Pokemon song is also funny xDD







Now for a nice song, yeah that was the funny and the "Oh I loved pokemon" song.

Ozzy Osbourne - Time After Time




Cya ppl

I think I might be... Somethin' .

Posted: Sunday, June 5, 2011 by L0n3w0lf in
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So I was like goin to the mall and suddenly I see this guy and he's all like "Hey dude wat's up?" and I'm like "yo man .." and he's like "DAMN I DON'T KNOW WHO ARE YOU!!! sorry sorry" and then it's like aaahhhh and I'm like "wut ?" and then it's like.... you know like omg, and then like, like like like like like and I wen't away like the other way.


Yeah so that is a conversation with an American blonde girl... It's nothing against blondes, nothing against Americans, nothing against girls, It's agains American blonde girls... I mean Why do they do that ?!? Why do they go on a like rampage... WHYY?!?!?

Because they cannot express themselves properly and they get nervous and them they do that. How can I put this... Don't go on a like rampage... It's hurts my brain, your brain and the brain of whomever is nearby. And if someone's head blows up what are you gonna do?

"Oh I'm sorry I was on a like rampage because I telling this story that is like so cool because I mean, it's like there's this girl I know and she's like tall cause like, her parents are tall and it's like she's tall and then it's like they were like at the coffee shop and it's like white and then it's like if we were in the thingy like at school like doin' stuff like this and like I mean like like like... Oh I'm sorry I did it again."

Well you got my point. So that is what... really groins my ears ? ... Oh no wait that's from familly guy. Know what also is from familly guy ? FAMILLY GUY EPISODES...

They are tottally from familly guys... 'Cause if they weren't they wouldn't be called familly guy episodes right.... Or is it that familly guy is from the familly guy episodes...

... What a hard question...


Here to help us with our very hard question we have!!!!!! Oh.... we have the interview invader ... Directly from greece :