The title is not important

Before showing the vids I have choosen as this is a personal blog I will now start with unphunny (I know it is spelled with an f) subject of someone's life that I found hillarious. You probably won't . =D

BUT... you know the word gay ? . From now on gay is JB. Standing for Jonas Brother. Gay and JB are synonims ok? If you are a fan of JB ... You are a JB. meaning : gay. Girls are just stupid and have rather small brains.

Ok to the unphunny business :
So today I was going to catch the train. I was waiting for it with a colegue of mine and another colegue of mine. And they touched this subject that was guys hitting on them. And guess what ? . (No I'm not one of the guys... could be..." gigirigigiri ... ALLRIGHT !!-- > Quagmire Familly Guy" ) They started saying gay things like:

"uuu gay... a gay guy... omg" ...

And I was like:

"duuude.... wtf?"

and then they

"do you know who tried to hit on her?"

and we have a really homosexual guy in class (they say he's just metrosexual (would take more care of he's body than he's son) but I say he is simply JB... I'd rather keep my distance just in case.) , this really homo guy in class and I was like

"Yep. I gues I know who... but wot happened?"

And one of them was like :

"He tried to kiss her and she was like omg thats disgusting"

Offcourse that I automaticly laughed my ass out.... Because a JB hitting on a girl... And ever worse strying to kis her... And even worse... FAILING!!!. Dude hillarious... And I like her, she doesn't know but who cares anyway (god Imana be so embarassed if she reads this.Just a litle) . I like her more than a plate of a nice Lazagna . (Yes I'm a litle fat) ( Who knows me knows that liking something more than lazagna is hard for me.) (Yes now you laugh!. NAU)


Ok another stupid thing. Suicidal behaviour (also known as normal behaviour for emos)

Why do people suicide ? . Today I was going to get the train in the morning and some asshole was standing on the railroada and he wanted to kill himself. If you are wondering if I did something... Dude I didn't I sat and enjoyed the show... some popcorn was missing though.
Now you must be like "Did he die ?" or "Did you record he's death?" or "Duuuuuude ur a sadist mothafuka" or "Hmm.... I know I am but what are you then?"... so I'm gonna tell you that he didn't die some guys grabbed him off the tracks a few seconds before he's death... And thank god... I did want to go back home >.< style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">AMERICAAAAN LAAAAAWWWSSSS!!!!!








Watch the wholle 5 film series!!! it's awsome.


So I guess this is good bye.... snif snif...
Btw... How many birds can you hide under the kilt of a scot guy ?
...think...
...think...
...think...
...think...


IT DEPENDS.... LOOL... ON THE SIZE OF THE STICK ...AHAHAHAHALOOOOLLOOOOLLLL

and now I'll go have dinner.