Today I was youtubing for a funny thing I saw on 9gag and there was this video of ducks... I mean , an army of ducks... And then in the background there was the darth vader's imperial march song. It was epic. You guys should totally take a look and there you go:
So there you go... "Me goosta" as agarias89 said. Ok anyway, I started my youtubing quest there and I ended up in an awesome youtube channel. Tactix89, which is basicly some kind of vlog where he answers random questions from his viewers and talks about random things. He actually gives some nice advice in a funny way, he's quite a funny guy, so I think that anybody who reads this should defenetly check him out on the link below !
Yesterday I started playing this new game everybody probably knows. It's Skyrim. It's like super adictive, and I decided to rage about it.
So far I noticed the game's combat is still something to improve and make more like mount&blade:Warband, but with the finishers and spells and dual wielding and all that, but fortunatly all the dragon killing and LOLING with some minor bugs and ragdolls out in the air when you shout is worth it, not to mention al
l the quest lore there is in the game. Srsly a whille ago I was playin' with some guards and to kill them all you have to do is having the guard in front of you, with
water to his back. You shout and they will just jump down to the water... Jump ? ... yeah... not
jumping they'll be shoved to the water like a ragdoll, and when they go into the water they can't swim and die instantaneously... which is quite stupid imo. You can swim and they can't ... I mean, srsly ?! On the other hand it's usefull 'cause guards are not that weak.
And I saw a preety dungerous dragon back in Skyrim, it was a white n' black dragon check it out :
It looks very dungerous ... And he has a sniffing attack that actually sucks you into the dragon and then he snizes you to bash you on the floor... Very hard to kill.
I made 2 comics about Skyrim too , check them out !
This also shows how addictive this game is... and it shows it by summing addictive with addictive which is 2addictive.... and that meaning too god damn addictive .
Anyway, awesome game . LOL
Guys rate that rage! The links are bellow every piece of rage :D
Plus, feel free to check my other comics, alltough I'll just post'em here one a day or sumethin' like that, maybe one every two days .
Oh gad this writing thingy is diferent. Or maybe it isn't Idk.
Hey guys. Today the comic is about girls . Well it isn't but it as to do with it 'cause it has a girl on it : D
Anyway I got like 9 comics right now, and I've got like 4 more to do in paper. And I still didn't get my rage on rage comics D:
Maybe I'll just make one about me making rage comics that are not published, it worked in quite a few times for some guys... They weren't that funny but well... at least they were there . :D
Anyway, I could probably do one about a seal catching Bin Laden, but I'm not sure if that has allready been made. Anyway, enough of cheap chat, since I'm not even being funny or so... OH wait wait !!
Knock Knock.
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Whose there ?
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Yu
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Yu who ?
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Yu No. Problem ? :D
ahahahahah..
Yeah I know, it wasn't funny ... You mad ?
Okay I've got something about cows anyway... You should tottaly see this and, believe me, you'll shit bricks if you watch all of it.
Ok now that I've sent you the vid and if you saw it you're probably like "OHMAGAAD IM GONNA DIEE! . To the comic :D
I know that the comics here are quite small but you can see them here, along with my other comics :D
Oh! And girls vote too, on your kitchen computer ofcourse ! *Just Kidding girls :3* Kitchens don't have computers, it's on ur cellphones ^^ *Just kidding Just kidding * LOL
Ok people this portuguese bitch is here, and I came back with some rage. I suck terribly at making rage comics but... well... I'm gonna start making some and we'll see how it goes. You should go vote them on cheezeburger ! My cat allways ask "Can I has cheezeburger ?" I go like "dude wtf ?! cats don't eat cheeseburgers !! areyoufuckingserious ?!"
Okay here we go for my first rage comic here and next week I'll come back with another one ... and hopefully better one ! :P CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! must.... succeed...!!!! o:
This one is : PROBLEM GRAVITY ?!
He seems quite lame but It'll have to do for now ^^ Like it here !
Something sad happened today. Or maybe yesterday. Maybe during the night I don't know. Steve Jobs passed today due to his cancer, and we're probably goin' to slow down on the tech business... Unless the japanese take over the world (they won't take over Oz tough. why not ? 'cause they have kong fu ninja kangaroos!! YAAAAWWW) or they'll just take over apple. Anyway, how did Mr.Jobs came up with the name Apple ?! I mean I could understand if Newton had came up with the name "apple" for "gravity" . "Apple makes things fall." It would be preety stupid eheh xD But my guess is an apple fell on mr.Jobs's head too... But wait then the company would be named gravity ... Well... Oh!oh!oh!!! It wasn't just any apple.. It was a bitten Apple!!!! :D
Ok what else should I talk about . About the attack of Super Ninja Cows from India .... No, just kidding, it didn't happen. Wait...
OMG GUYSS!!!! IT'S NOT A JOKE BEWARE!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDD:
hehehe did I scare you ? did I ? did I ? ADMIT IT GOD DAMMIT !!! xD
HEY ! My classes started.... Unfortunately ofcourse... But, hey, it's time to meet new people, make new friends, and see alot more ass-holes, and hothothothothot girls too... Sounds fun huh ? . Yes I LOOK AT THE GURLZZZ. why ? Problem ? . I'm single so it's cool :D
Ok, anyway, I've been searching the web and I saw these funny pictures... Which I'm gonna post ... If.. If I want to ... And I want to... So I'll post them ... Speaking of that, it's been really warm around where I live, and now I know what global warming is all about... It's God, tryin' to cook us, (warning, racist joke ahead), He overcooked black peopl
e so now he's tryin' to burn us all since you can't unburn the black guys. Like when you do a painting and you paint a thing yellow unintentionaly and then you go like "dam... I'll just paint this thing yellow..."
But well to the pics I've seen.... which I saves the link and I don't remember them ahah .
So who'd like to have this desktop ? . I know I would :D There's the cereal guy, the fuck yeah guy.... it's awesome ! :D
LOL YEAH I MEAN WHAT ELSE ?!
Ouch... I'd never make gastly forget mean look... He needs it . It's also the cool look. Unless you want a cute gastly who'd lure your enemies into a trap and then he'd eat them!
ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDIN' ME ?!!?!?
Lol . So yeah this is it ! This is what I've been doin' :)
Go to work now... It's an order! ... Or else I'll... do somethin'... like, Idk... tickle you... Or maybe I'll do nothin'..
I've been having like 3 views a day ! :o what is this ? :o
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO SEE MY BLOG ?!
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO THINK I'M FUNNY ?!
No awnsers sayin' "ur not funny , stop tryin' " Ok ? xD
It sux.... it really does. And nope, Idk how to make this blog more intresting... Not for me, not for you. So I've just been searching for some memes, and OH MY GOD!!1 A WILD MEME APPEARED !! oh no.... it's chuck testa!.
Yeah as you can see I've really been tryi'n to catch'em all.
Anyway what is a meme ?! It's something that is said, or seen or heard, and then it's used over 9000 times to make a reference to it . Like this over 9000 thing which is from dragon ball. So if I said "IMMA GO EAT A BANANA!!" and everybody started to say this, it was a meme... xD Or those faces that are used lots of times, they are memes. Memes are fun :D
But what I like is the rage comics, and yes I've talked about them so ... *YOU KNOWWW!!!* hmmm ok nevermind. So I've seen a couple of song that I tought "hmm... these are funny, I should post them." So the songs are the Me Gusta song, Forever alone song, Y u no guy song (for the images mostly)
Well and I think those are it . ^^
OK ENOUGH OF SONGS... but I got to admit... It's funny. --> this is what you guys should say...
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO THINK I'M FUNNY ?!
eheheh xD
Well, time to stop writing and to write goodbye . Goodbye! Btw, no it's not goodbye yet ! :D Problem ? You mad? xD Okay, so as I didn't know wot song to put, I asked a friend to tell me a song as such here it goes , enjoy ;D
And I do like this actually, so it works good :D She sais nobody she knows likes this... I got something for them.
My latest adiction is meme base and rage comics... I tought! Let's share some now !
So I decided to share some of my adiction for it... (crap the cover of my botle just fell and I can't see it )
I also read something of someone sayin' that a burlgar had got into his or her house and unstead of stealing a TV set he stole just the remote and now he goes to the window and switches channels just for the fun of it . HE BE TROLLIN'!!!
Ok back to rage comics.
Yes problem .... There's a guy with his head in a bag with a plant !!! YOUR DOIN' IT WRONG!!!
True story ... happened to me several times.... then the cable unplugs and I go like "FUUUUUUUUUUU" true story guys!
I wish I had a funny video to show you guys but I don't. I allready showed you awsome rage comics :D (click on awsome rage comics for more ! :D)
Ok now for the song... I'm thinkin'... Red hot chilli peppers!!
Say what?! It's not Red Hot Chilli Peppers?! I know... It's Stevie Wonder with the Original Higher Ground . I was gonna put Higher Ground By RHCP but... tbh I tought this was awsome.
Hey people ! . Ok so why am I posting this much ?. Well... I'm boored. And I just got an idea for a post.
So, I youtube a lot. And the other day I saw Boxxy. Everybody must have seen at least one of her videos right ?. When I saw boxxy I was like "Oh ma gaaad!!! brain freezeeee!!!!" 'cause she speaks so fast ! But anyway, I actually tought she was like that. Fortunatly she isn't. I mean can you imagine her at school ? . Yeah well it should be something like "BOXXY ! STOP SPEAKING !" "um... an like um... then um... like blah blah blah blah um.... like blah blah like um... blah blah um..." *teacher kills herself*
But she's kinda funny tough. Real boxxy, I think it's Catie or somethin' like that is a calmer person and doesn't speak that fast. THANK GOD ! :D . wait... thank her for not speaking as fast as boxxy :o
Well, it wasn't about this I wanted to talk about It was about great actor Rowan Atkinson which I think he's a genious for creating such a character as Mr.Bean, and playing excelent roles in Blackhadder and Jhonny English ofcourse. I also like his "stand up" and I think everybody should see what humour is all about. I allways enjoyed british humour and also love monty python for example. I'll show you some sketches now. I'll just show you one as I allready wrote a huge wall of text . No... maybe I'll show you two videos. Or maybe three. Three with the song. 'Cause three is the number that symbolizes perfect equilibrium... Like in the tripod. It stands so awsomely !! and it does not fall !!! I wonder now... Do penises have three legs ? . 'Cause when they stand they don't fall wither... hmmm mystery of nature.
Where are you clitoris ? ! :o
I think I saw your prick playin with clitoris.... this is awsome.
When you guys get to hell ... remember ! There are no bathrooms ! It's eternal damnation WITHOUT relief !
eheh. Now for the song... I think I'm gonna put Highway to Hell ! You'd better pee before goin' tough... No bathrooms down in Hell . :) AC/DC - Highway to Hell .
Yep. That's awsome. Wait, there's this guy who'd feelin' blue 'cause he doesn't have an orange at home. Hmm wierd thing to be blue for.
Ok so, the other day I heard that, and this is true, an American family is going to sue an hotel because their daughter got pregnant in their pool, so the daughter sais. Now, wot are the odds of sperm surviving clorine and then managing to get in her vagina and to the egg ? . I mean COME ON !1!!. "Mommy mommy I just saw ninja sperm ! :O" " OH NOEEESSS I'M GONNA GET PREGNANT AGAIN !" "Run , Mommy , Run ! I don't want a brother !! All the attention to me please !!"
Seriously ? .
Okay, on to today's topic which is Minecraft !
MINECRAFT . I honestly don't know what to say. So, Minecraft is a 3D game . A cubical 3D game. Yeah, cubical, because it uses ... guess what ? ... cubes. Kind of like Lego. You have a large variety of materials and you create awsome things with them, online or single-player. In single player the main goal of the game is surviving. You start with nothing in some place you don't know and then you have to build a shelter before it gets dark . 'Cause at night these creepy monsters come and kill you. In the morning you get out of your shelter/house and you see them burning at the sunlight like if they were vampires. Then you mine to get materials build your armor , weapons, tools , you can build an awsome tower, awsome air plane, have a pet, build wotever you want and then when you hear SsssSSSSSSssssSsSsSsssSSs BUM ! it's all gonne. It was the creeper :D
I'm gonna show you... Not a gameplay... but the 100 ways of dieing. Why? Probably because 90% of the people who read this allready know what is minecraft and allready know what a creeper is. Still a creeper is this creature that does SSSSSSSSSSSS and explodes destroying stuff around it like your house for example xD If you have never heard of minecraft check it out at www.minecraft.net.
For those of you who know minecraft this will be funny hihihi!
Ok these are it ! :) Hope you had fun . These are really funny xD
Okay guys so as I have nothing else to say I'll just ssssssssssay godbye and I'll *CREE-BUM* ... got it ssssssssssssay CREE BUM ? got it ? xDD creeper ? xD
Okay music time and goodbye time. Guys If ya wanna ask me stupid question go ahead it would be fun to answer :D
Hey! Been a long time... since I eat fish'n'fries. It's awsome. It's also been a long time since I made a post. And well, to the few of you that actually read this. Sorry! ... I'm so sorry D:
Naaah... I'm not sorry, I'm lazy . You know what's good about not making youtube videos and writing in a blog unstead ? . You can think about the jokes you're gonna say. Wait... In the videos you can too... maybe that's why it never worked out with me... Or I'm just unfunny. When God separated the phunny from the unphunny I was in the unphunny side... Unlucky me. dam !
Ok today I've got something to show you guys. I saw it the other day... and... No it's not minecraft... You know what ? . Next post is gonna be about minecraft. :D yay minecraft !!! SHUT UP WITH MINECRAFT !!!! JUST NEXT POST .... ! U__U
Okay so today I'm gonna show you some llamas :D Yes the Llamma Llamma song :D (Ofcourse not I'm not that uncool... wait.. I am... Then I'm not that annoying, eventough the song is actually really funny :) )
Llamas with hats 1
Llamas with hats 2
Llamas with hats 3
Llamas with hats 4
Llamas with hats 5
-CAAAAAAAAAAAARL ..... Why did you post this video? :o
-Ups! I forgot there was no 5th video.... :o
-But the Llaaaaamaaa song ?
-Yeah it's the Llamma song . I decided to put it anyway :D
-Ohhh Caaarl....
-hehehehehhe Problem ? You mad ? (troll face)
hehe.
Ok that was not that funny.... jeez... Okay so... now for the song I'm gonna put the song I'm listening right now. Which is Phantom of the opera by Iron Maiden. Great song :D
After two hours of trying to get the font right I finally got it right . Yay for me !.
Well the title is "Nyan Cat Time".
And ... HELL YEAH IT'S NYAN CAT TIME. I mean you whoever reads this probably will say "wait... isn't that the annoying cat that poops rainbows out his behinds ? ". Yeah it is. But now, I'll give some diferent versions.
They didn't let me incorporate the video D: Dam Br's.... Huehuehuehuehue gibe moni plos I report u!
The Darth Vader Nyan Cat !! The Nyoooo Cat :D
And finally . The Portuguese Nyan Cat.
Yeah I know he doesn't go like nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan but I'm gonna translate what he sais "I want to smell your codfish, Maria! || I want to smell your codfish !! Mariazinha let me go to the kitchen! || Let me go to the kitchen to smell your codfish.!"
Now these are the lyrics in english. But fyi, codfish in this case can be replaced with female genitalia for a better comprehension of this song.
How fun is that , huh ? :D
Now that we're all tired of Nyan Cat , A bit of Good ol' Rock'n'Roll :D
Today I've got absolutely nothing to say. And since I just have like... 2 followers xD what's the point of writing at all...
So I'm not going to write today.
... Yeah I allready did. So I might as well keep goin'.
I'm gonna say a list of intresting questions for you to awnser:
1 - Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
2 - If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
3 - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
4 - Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
5 - If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Ok that was all... thank you guys who wrote them ... No it wasn't me I'm lazy xD I just picked some funny ones. Btw just so that you know, the answer to 5 is testicle. Yes testicle.
Wait that wasn't funny... UNLESS... Yeah unless the one you tought that was a banana.
Have you ever seen a rat and then it started running and then something fell on it and you were like "Maaaan... that must have hurt."
Have you ever went out with some friends and then you look at a female friend and got a boner and then she told you " Nice bone, huh?" and then you go like "Oh... huh... I'm sorry" and you try to hide it but then she was just talking about a bone she saw on a poster and then she notices that you had a boner.
Have you ever been told "Nice bass mate" and understood "Nice ass rape"
Ok enough with have you ever... it's kinda stupid...
Have you ever said so many have you ever things that it just got stupid and you understood that not even one of your have you evers were funny ? ... ... Well yeah... just about .... now. :\
So you're reading my blog... How does it feel ? . Good ? . Awfull... Nice.
Yeah you should feel awfull for reading my blog because you're wasting your time. You should be working hard to come up with another diferent potato chips flavour. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH!!!! AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IF WE DON'T HAVE 2 MORE BY THE END OF... next week ? .
Yeah thats right... u_u
Ok I'm just kidding. :)
So the other day I was goin to catch the train and you know what happened ? ....I couldn't do it. Trains are to big and move to fast for me to get'em... Unless they stop but then they start moving and I can't hold to them... So I just decided to hop on the train . :D
Ain't it awfull to read random thoughts from some guy whose thoughts make no sense at all ? .
List of funny words:
Poop.
Poopcicle.
Doo-doo.
.. hrm...
Buzum.
Shneee. (It does exist... lol)
Pikachu.
Come on Pikachu is funny :D
Pokemon song is also funny xDD
Now for a nice song, yeah that was the funny and the "Oh I loved pokemon" song.
So I was like goin to the mall and suddenly I see this guy and he's all like "Hey dude wat's up?" and I'm like "yo man .." and he's like "DAMN I DON'T KNOW WHO ARE YOU!!! sorry sorry" and then it's like aaahhhh and I'm like "wut ?" and then it's like.... you know like omg, and then like, like like like like like and I wen't away like the other way.
Yeah so that is a conversation with an American blonde girl... It's nothing against blondes, nothing against Americans, nothing against girls, It's agains American blonde girls... I mean Why do they do that ?!? Why do they go on a like rampage... WHYY?!?!?
Because they cannot express themselves properly and they get nervous and them they do that. How can I put this... Don't go on a like rampage... It's hurts my brain, your brain and the brain of whomever is nearby. And if someone's head blows up what are you gonna do?
"Oh I'm sorry I was on a like rampage because I telling this story that is like so cool because I mean, it's like there's this girl I know and she's like tall cause like, her parents are tall and it's like she's tall and then it's like they were like at the coffee shop and it's like white and then it's like if we were in the thingy like at school like doin' stuff like this and like I mean like like like... Oh I'm sorry I did it again."
Well you got my point. So that is what... really groins my ears ? ... Oh no wait that's from familly guy. Know what also is from familly guy ? FAMILLY GUY EPISODES...
They are tottally from familly guys... 'Cause if they weren't they wouldn't be called familly guy episodes right.... Or is it that familly guy is from the familly guy episodes...
... What a hard question...
Here to help us with our very hard question we have!!!!!! Oh.... we have the interview invader ... Directly from greece :
I remember this game I played called Odd World . It was so fun to ply because you could blow your enemies with the power of your mind and you could fart. Yeah that was the fun part. Well not only. Your character is supposed to flee and help others run away from this factory where they are and where they will be turned into food. Fun right ? . And you fart your way outta there whille blowing up enemies with your mind. Yeah, sounds fun. It was a PS1 game.
Anyway I'm not talking anymore of Odd World I actually will show a video about Edd's World.
But first I wanted to introduce you to Bruce. My giant grasshoper. I like him. He has intresting conversations where he speaks of cool stuff. Such as your mom. I mean dad. I mean cars and football and soccer and basketball and your mo... cof cof ... Baseball ....
You know... I think Imma troll =o I used the your mom joke.
I'm gonna use a diferent one now.
Knock Knock
(Now you ask yourselves "whose there?")
Smurf ! :D
Yeah I know not as funny as I thought it would sound...
smurf the smurfin' smurfers >_<
Ok I give you Edd's World - WTFuture :D
Who doesn't love coke ? ;D I allways keep a lucky can with me xD And offcourse that I'd come to the past to kill myself if there was no coke in the future. "Oh no! A giant lazur, HELP ME SUPER GUY!" "Nothing to fear with my powers I can stop anything in the world ! Just as long as it isn't lazurs AHHHHH!" "I hate *POP* LOVE MAX!"
So awsome. XD I love these guys! Check out their other cool videos.
Now for the song, I'll put Shinedown here with Sound of Madness. I'm listening to it just now and it is a cool song not my favorite but a nice song to listen :) Enjoy.
So, my name is Jonathan and I'm an alcoholic. I like to drink vodka and to be drunk all day, I'm 24 , I live in my awsome tent under a bridge on a raft in a river. My parents give me money for drinking, I'm jobless because I went to college. I can't live in my car because It smells like fart. *burp*
Today no pics or other blogs... I mean I could show you the fail blog 'cause it's funny actually. But I don't know . I'm gonna ask this giant blue ant behind me...
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She said it was cool with her... (She's smoking weed, don't tell anybody) I mean seriously. Warn a Brother.
That is the link were you can find the best fails of all times.
Now for the video of a dude who has balls of titanium. Not of steel but of titanium . He is awsome. I'm gonna show you guys one vid but watch his other vids. I give you Remi Gaillard
Awsome dude xD
Now for the song. It's from a band I didn't know till litle time ago. Listen to it and enjoy ! =D Hellacopters now .
Hope you enjoyed both the song and the vid cya next time ! .
So yesterday I posted this very same post (Not the same 'cause I'm writing it all over again) and somehow bloger erased it. And I'm guessing cause I wrote 2 lines of "Barack Obama" and I'll do it again 'cause as writing about Osama Bin Laden gave so many views I am testing to see if Barack Obama also gives me alot of views. So here goes :
So now it is time for our epic history confrontation . I mean rap battle... In the corner to my left we have the guy with the most trophys on XBoX counting over 6Million trophys (allthough they are all the same "Killed a Jew") Adolf Hitler!!!!!!! And on the corner to my right we have the one and only dark lord Mr. Darth 'fucking' Vader!!!
Ok. I'm preety shure Hitler sucked Vader's robot balls! :D
Now for the song and a time to think about the atrocities of the human kind. The song "Civil War" by Guns N' Roses.
Ok I got this :
500 Internal Server Error
Infelizmente ocorreu um erro.
Unfortunatly an error has ocurred.
Uma equipe de macacos especialistas altamente treinados foi designada para cuidar do problema.
A team of highly trained specialist monkeys has been assigned to handle the problem.
Wtf google ? .... There are jobless fresh dudes that just got out of college and you put monkeys workin' for you ?!?! ... Do the monkeys make a better job ? ... Is google that poor they have to use monkeys ? ... I think monkeys make a better job XD
Google rocks for making these jokes. Work monkeys, work!!! I wanna put my song here !!! :D
So I've heard you like mudkips, huh ?! Well I like pikachu! u_U
Yeah I know it's old... Problem ? u_U So it's on! The trollface is here. My hero :) (not)
Well anyway... Today I'm gonna put a song and a video . So do you like random internet animations that have the ability to kill you ? .... By making you laugh ? ... To death ? ... With donuts? ... Or maybe Killer Burguers ? .... Or poopcicles? .... and Popcorn ? ...
Yeah I bet you do =D
Mind the trains.
And now the song . Of one of the best bands who once were out there. And one of the best songs ever released. Oh Rock'n'Roll where did you go ? ... D= Please come back !! ='( * Cries like a bitch*
Such as : A few days ago the international hide and seek prize was awarded . !!!
And winner was....
...
Osama Bin Laden !!!! Yes he's the guy .
Also very cool he lived by a Pakistanese Military Based. I wonder if they knew Bin Laden. I think they were like "Hey Osy wot's up ?! Wanna hang out later? ^^ " "No I can't the CIA is coming over tonight . ;D" and they go like "Well can we go? =o" and Osama " It's a private party. And It's gonna be a killer party ! =P"
Ok it's getting old.
Meanwhille in France...
Gross.... Anyway, here's the video wich will be funny to watch allthough still I don't know wot's it gonna be about so I'm gonna check the web.
Ok I found it and the result is...
I'm guess u gonna like it:
As in the description of this video :
"This is the UNCUT VERSION that COULDN'T be shown on TV. DISCLAIMER: I don't hate Justin Bieber. But I'm still allowed to have fun, right? RIGHT?!"
Ok. So I'm back for a long vacations to... well I think I went to hell. Someone said "Go to hell! Ur stupid and ur fat". And I did go to hell as he sugested. But I am back for my 2 followers! Yay . Yes I'm that sad. I love the dude who said I was fat in rl just 'cause I posted nasty shit about him. I'm sorry man.
Okay so today I could post hellot of videos but I'm just gonna post 1.
Yeah just one, if you wanna check for more go to youtube.com and search youtube poop . OR, go to redtube.com and watch p0rn.
Okay so now the video. And you probably gonna go like "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!??!?11?!" and I'll awnser : "WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT F$#&ING MONKEY!?!?!?!!?!!11?2"
So now I think one out of two: -This monkey didn't like to pee on the ground and he does not have a toilet to pee. -This monkey is stupid and doesn't know pee isn't suposed to be swalowed. (Or wotever is this writen.) -The monkey likes pee.
Did you noticed there were 3 options unstead of 2 ? . (You did now 'cause if u didn't notice u just checked it . AHHAAHAHAH)
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