Minecraft

Posted: Sunday, September 18, 2011 by L0n3w0lf in
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Hi gaise! . How are you feelin' today ?


Yep. That's awsome. Wait, there's this guy who'd feelin' blue 'cause he doesn't have an orange at home. Hmm wierd thing to be blue for.

Ok so, the other day I heard that, and this is true, an American family is going to sue an hotel because their daughter got pregnant in their pool, so the daughter sais. Now, wot are the odds of sperm surviving clorine and then managing to get in her vagina and to the egg ? . I mean COME ON !1!!. "Mommy mommy I just saw ninja sperm ! :O" " OH NOEEESSS I'M GONNA GET PREGNANT AGAIN !" "Run , Mommy , Run ! I don't want a brother !! All the attention to me please !!"

Seriously ? .


Okay, on to today's topic which is Minecraft !

MINECRAFT . I honestly don't know what to say. So, Minecraft is a 3D game . A cubical 3D game. Yeah, cubical, because it uses ... guess what ? ... cubes. Kind of like Lego. You have a large variety of materials and you create awsome things with them, online or single-player. In single player the main goal of the game is surviving. You start with nothing in some place you don't know and then you have to build a shelter before it gets dark . 'Cause at night these creepy monsters come and kill you. In the morning you get out of your shelter/house and you see them burning at the sunlight like if they were vampires. Then you mine to get materials build your armor , weapons, tools , you can build an awsome tower, awsome air plane, have a pet, build wotever you want and then when you hear SsssSSSSSSssssSsSsSsssSSs BUM ! it's all gonne. It was the creeper :D

I'm gonna show you... Not a gameplay... but the 100 ways of dieing. Why? Probably because 90% of the people who read this allready know what is minecraft and allready know what a creeper is. Still a creeper is this creature that does SSSSSSSSSSSS and explodes destroying stuff around it like your house for example xD If you have never heard of minecraft check it out at www.minecraft.net.


For those of you who know minecraft this will be funny hihihi!








Ok these are it ! :) Hope you had fun . These are really funny xD


Okay guys so as I have nothing else to say I'll just ssssssssssay godbye and I'll *CREE-BUM* ... got it ssssssssssssay CREE BUM ? got it ? xDD creeper ? xD

Okay music time and goodbye time. Guys If ya wanna ask me stupid question go ahead it would be fun to answer :D

Two Weeks by All That Remains ;)



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