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Apology ??? Heterosexuals and Duck
Posted: Thursday, April 29, 2010 by L0n3w0lf inHey.! Once again.
I don't know why but I think I owe an apology to that guy I said was homosexual\JB. The most peculiar thing is that my class mates who read that that post immidiatly knew who he was... (how odd).
So yeah, when I got into class he came to me and was like "hey was it you who wrote that?" and I was like "Yep."... He was pissed off... I understand, if it was me I'd just be like " You're a freakin' mooron you fukin ass-holle you piece of shit!!!" But no... He said "You're fat!" ...
Dudeeee!!! he said "You're fat!"
Man that was awsome... It's true I'm fat ^_^ . And I feel ok with it. Offcourse I make my best not to be even fatter but ... you know... I'm lazy . Plus, eating is nice.
Now if it makes you confortable, guy who I apparently really offended, I have some gay gestures and lines sometimes.
Now to the apology (or however it is writen) . I don't know how to do this but whateva.
I'm sorry for 2 things :
1st - Dude that I apparently really offended, I'm sorry for calling you JB. (I know your aren't but I must admit that you have this gestures and this way of talking, Come on you have a gf everyone knows that. NOT GAY)
2nd - Dude that I apparently really offended, I'm sorry for telling the internet about your fail allthough just about 30 people in the world will know who you are. (It was a preety much good fail you must admit. I got my share of fails too don't you worrie. I might make a list of them if you want)
Now other missunderstanding about that post. That was annoying... goshh....
Like does not mean Love.
Lazagna is really good. I like it.
My bro is cool I like him.
I like some girls.
I don't Love the girl I talked about.
I don't LoVe Lazagna.
I don't Love my bro. (wait I do... .... naaaa just kidding)(It's bro love)(how gay was that... duude)
Thats what I wanted to say about that I guess that it's now all good.
Anyway I'm 100% hatable so if you want to hate me press 11223344 . In the comments plz.
I know, and I'm aware of the fact that I'm a , as the french would say it : "un petit ass hôle" Meaning a fukin ass hole.
Now that I have allready made my apolagies and said how ass holle I am ... Lets talk about Heterosexuals. I will make a statement now. "I am an Heterosexual ... not proudly anymore"
Definition of heterosexual : "A heterosexual is a male who is so afraid of the world that he tries to return to the womb by exploring a woman's vagina. In addition to this unconscious wish for incest, heterosexual men have a greater propensity for rape, domestic abuse, and other violent crimes than do normal (that is, "gay") men."
As writen in Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Forward on that same page we have :
"Homosexuals are erroneously connected with effeminacy by many heterosexuals. These heterosexuals are just presumptive and wouldn't assume a manly man walking down the street is gay even though it's wholly possible that this manly man is gay or bi. Despite that, the anti-gay heterosexuals tend to assume all the campy guys are gay and all the manly guys are straight and usually never the in between of being bisexual. Hell, there's even a word devoted to effeminate straight men; the metrosexual male. The popularity of straight men acting metrosexual has grown immensely popular. With str8 men like Chet off of the Real World, the Backstreet Boys and Nsync, it's astonishing how so many heterosexual connect effeminacy with homosexuality."
And finally : "Heterosexuals also possess the creepy ability to make people out of nothing, a form of black magic some seek to eradicate which others believe entitles them to be treated like gods. They are also known to possess a sonar which allows them to detect homosexuality from a mile away, although some argue that this is achieved merely by labeling as gay anyone who doesn't talk about their dick at least once every five minutes."
Naaa... I'm proud of being hetero ... Having the power to make people out of nothing is nice.
AND NOW THE VIDEO OF THE NAUUU!!!!!
CRAZY DUCK LAYIN' EGGS AND WALKIN' AROUND THE KITCHEN !! THCAN TCHAN TCHAN!!!!
Ok, so I was gonna comment again (b4 i read your post) cuz I wanted to add that it was not very wise of you to write down things such as "Girls are just stupid and have rather small brains." in your blog mixed with the tuns of times that you use the words gay/fag/homo and so on, for the following reasons:
a) The absurd amount of times you use those words makes me wonder if (as it happens very often with some in-the-closet homosexuals) you might not be just critising your similars, in order to draw ppls attention away from yourself.
b) The atonishing idea you have on "girls" makes me question the true essence of your masculinity (even if you say you like some girls, wouldn't it be a laugh if they happened to be gay? I wonder if u'd run from them aswell, oh and btw, just out of curiosity, do you even have a girlfirend?)
Now I'd like to congratulate your rather impressive skills of deflection and word-twisting. I ought to say that your "apology" sounded very mockful, but that's probably just me, right?