The title is not important

Hey all.
In this post Imma try to speak... write.
My keyboard is perfectly okay but I'm perfectly ideadless. If this word exists then I'm really what the word sais I am.

I wanna make clear that,and this, what I am going to state, is like the inconditional truth of the universe and all the living creatures on it including green evil aliens who sexually harass sheep, I don't care about nothing man... but chicken. And a few other things.

You know, for you reading this blog, I barelly write here. And when I do I'm never sane or sober. I don't do drugs though, it's usually in the nightime when my brain stops workin' you know ?. Hum hum... I see.... --> You say that.

I remember the first time I wrote there... I mean, I don't.... wait... nope, I don't. You know why I created this blog ? . Guess why ...

I was boored nothing to do and BAM !!! RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! a Lightbulb stroke me!. And I was like "Ouch! watch it! you fkin lightbulb"

Then Mario appeared and he brought pasta.

Anyway, Did you know that:

-Luigi fought with Mario because he would never rescue a princess and keep her in Mario's Games ?

-Chuck Norris won arm wrestling against God ?

-Sirron Kcuch is Chuck Norris's Nemesis ? ( yeah this one is just stupid xD )

-Santa Claus drives a Ford Mustang ? ... Yeah he replaced the raindeers for a mustang horse. pure breed really fast guys...

-Since the church's problems with pedo priests showd up Pedobear changed names to FatherBear.

-Willy is a Whalle ?

-The moon isn't made of cheese ?


Okay now to the dailly... err monthly... err usual video :


SONGEBOB!!!!! IN CHINA =DD