The title is not important

Do you know when you're on a board jumpin' to the pool and when you jump you suddenly notice the pool is empty ? --- Yeah you probably don't. If you're reading this you never did that .

Hey, how would like to have a pony ? .

Offtopic o.O


Ok, hey guys! wazup ? .

The other day I was searching youtube for nice videos, nice meaning funny, and I found a wall of stupid videos. Videos with poop on the name. They are like about dragon ball and random stuff then suddenly they put other random stuff in the middle ... I mean it's sooo stupid I'll just put one of those videos here. LoL they are really like ... "omgwtflulz".

Meanwhille in Canada.... No just kidding.
Funny video too ...

So stupid ... so stupid.

Well I've got nothing else to say. So I guess this is goodbye and watch this youtube poop video wooow. ALSO WATCH : Dr. Octaganupuss . Or somethin like that.


MYTHBICHAS

Hey all.
In this post Imma try to speak... write.
My keyboard is perfectly okay but I'm perfectly ideadless. If this word exists then I'm really what the word sais I am.

I wanna make clear that,and this, what I am going to state, is like the inconditional truth of the universe and all the living creatures on it including green evil aliens who sexually harass sheep, I don't care about nothing man... but chicken. And a few other things.

You know, for you reading this blog, I barelly write here. And when I do I'm never sane or sober. I don't do drugs though, it's usually in the nightime when my brain stops workin' you know ?. Hum hum... I see.... --> You say that.

I remember the first time I wrote there... I mean, I don't.... wait... nope, I don't. You know why I created this blog ? . Guess why ...

I was boored nothing to do and BAM !!! RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! a Lightbulb stroke me!. And I was like "Ouch! watch it! you fkin lightbulb"

Then Mario appeared and he brought pasta.

Anyway, Did you know that:

-Luigi fought with Mario because he would never rescue a princess and keep her in Mario's Games ?

-Chuck Norris won arm wrestling against God ?

-Sirron Kcuch is Chuck Norris's Nemesis ? ( yeah this one is just stupid xD )

-Santa Claus drives a Ford Mustang ? ... Yeah he replaced the raindeers for a mustang horse. pure breed really fast guys...

-Since the church's problems with pedo priests showd up Pedobear changed names to FatherBear.

-Willy is a Whalle ?

-The moon isn't made of cheese ?


Okay now to the dailly... err monthly... err usual video :


SONGEBOB!!!!! IN CHINA =DD

Hey.! Once again.

I don't know why but I think I owe an apology to that guy I said was homosexual\JB. The most peculiar thing is that my class mates who read that that post immidiatly knew who he was... (how odd).
So yeah, when I got into class he came to me and was like "hey was it you who wrote that?" and I was like "Yep."... He was pissed off... I understand, if it was me I'd just be like " You're a freakin' mooron you fukin ass-holle you piece of shit!!!" But no... He said "You're fat!" ...

Dudeeee!!! he said "You're fat!"

Man that was awsome... It's true I'm fat ^_^ . And I feel ok with it. Offcourse I make my best not to be even fatter but ... you know... I'm lazy . Plus, eating is nice.

Now if it makes you confortable, guy who I apparently really offended, I have some gay gestures and lines sometimes.

Now to the apology (or however it is writen) . I don't know how to do this but whateva.

I'm sorry for 2 things :

1st - Dude that I apparently really offended, I'm sorry for calling you JB. (I know your aren't but I must admit that you have this gestures and this way of talking, Come on you have a gf everyone knows that. NOT GAY)

2nd - Dude that I apparently really offended, I'm sorry for telling the internet about your fail allthough just about 30 people in the world will know who you are. (It was a preety much good fail you must admit. I got my share of fails too don't you worrie. I might make a list of them if you want)

Now other missunderstanding about that post. That was annoying... goshh....

Like does not mean Love.
Lazagna is really good. I like it.
My bro is cool I like him.
I like some girls.
I don't Love the girl I talked about.
I don't LoVe Lazagna.
I don't Love my bro. (wait I do... .... naaaa just kidding)(It's bro love)(how gay was that... duude)

Thats what I wanted to say about that I guess that it's now all good.

Anyway I'm 100% hatable so if you want to hate me press 11223344 . In the comments plz.

I know, and I'm aware of the fact that I'm a , as the french would say it : "un petit ass hôle" Meaning a fukin ass hole.

Now that I have allready made my apolagies and said how ass holle I am ... Lets talk about Heterosexuals. I will make a statement now. "I am an Heterosexual ... not proudly anymore"

Definition of heterosexual : "A heterosexual is a male who is so afraid of the world that he tries to return to the womb by exploring a woman's vagina. In addition to this unconscious wish for incest, heterosexual men have a greater propensity for rape, domestic abuse, and other violent crimes than do normal (that is, "gay") men."

As writen in Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Forward on that same page we have :

"Homosexuals are erroneously connected with effeminacy by many heterosexuals. These heterosexuals are just presumptive and wouldn't assume a manly man walking down the street is gay even though it's wholly possible that this manly man is gay or bi. Despite that, the anti-gay heterosexuals tend to assume all the campy guys are gay and all the manly guys are straight and usually never the in between of being bisexual. Hell, there's even a word devoted to effeminate straight men; the metrosexual male. The popularity of straight men acting metrosexual has grown immensely popular. With str8 men like Chet off of the Real World, the Backstreet Boys and Nsync, it's astonishing how so many heterosexual connect effeminacy with homosexuality."

And finally : "Heterosexuals also possess the creepy ability to make people out of nothing, a form of black magic some seek to eradicate which others believe entitles them to be treated like gods. They are also known to possess a sonar which allows them to detect homosexuality from a mile away, although some argue that this is achieved merely by labeling as gay anyone who doesn't talk about their dick at least once every five minutes."


Naaa... I'm proud of being hetero ... Having the power to make people out of nothing is nice.

AND NOW THE VIDEO OF THE NAUUU!!!!!

CRAZY DUCK LAYIN' EGGS AND WALKIN' AROUND THE KITCHEN !! THCAN TCHAN TCHAN!!!!

Naa... I haven't writen for a whille ei ?.

Yeah thats cool. I've been busy aye ? Anyways I just have 2 followers right ? Makes me think of how ridiculous I am.

Wait ... I am not that ridiculous.... Oh no... wait... I am.... Wut ? No Im Not . Who ? . Oh yeah that guy is ridiculous.... He's name is: "Mr. Remote "Control" Onass" . It's nice name .

I seeing The Simpsons at dinner and Bart phones Moe's Tavern and asks :
-Hey is there any Homer.... Sactual ?

I laughed my ass out.

Speaking about Remotes and Ass I'll leave with the craziest kid I've ever seen... He's really nuts man... You'll get the Remote Onass joke. Man he's insane !!!





You got the point =)

Remote, Crazy MF, Ass = CrazyMF sticking a remote on it's ass

Cyaaaaa XD

Before showing the vids I have choosen as this is a personal blog I will now start with unphunny (I know it is spelled with an f) subject of someone's life that I found hillarious. You probably won't . =D

BUT... you know the word gay ? . From now on gay is JB. Standing for Jonas Brother. Gay and JB are synonims ok? If you are a fan of JB ... You are a JB. meaning : gay. Girls are just stupid and have rather small brains.

Ok to the unphunny business :
So today I was going to catch the train. I was waiting for it with a colegue of mine and another colegue of mine. And they touched this subject that was guys hitting on them. And guess what ? . (No I'm not one of the guys... could be..." gigirigigiri ... ALLRIGHT !!-- > Quagmire Familly Guy" ) They started saying gay things like:

"uuu gay... a gay guy... omg" ...

And I was like:

"duuude.... wtf?"

and then they

"do you know who tried to hit on her?"

and we have a really homosexual guy in class (they say he's just metrosexual (would take more care of he's body than he's son) but I say he is simply JB... I'd rather keep my distance just in case.) , this really homo guy in class and I was like

"Yep. I gues I know who... but wot happened?"

And one of them was like :

"He tried to kiss her and she was like omg thats disgusting"

Offcourse that I automaticly laughed my ass out.... Because a JB hitting on a girl... And ever worse strying to kis her... And even worse... FAILING!!!. Dude hillarious... And I like her, she doesn't know but who cares anyway (god Imana be so embarassed if she reads this.Just a litle) . I like her more than a plate of a nice Lazagna . (Yes I'm a litle fat) ( Who knows me knows that liking something more than lazagna is hard for me.) (Yes now you laugh!. NAU)


Ok another stupid thing. Suicidal behaviour (also known as normal behaviour for emos)

Why do people suicide ? . Today I was going to get the train in the morning and some asshole was standing on the railroada and he wanted to kill himself. If you are wondering if I did something... Dude I didn't I sat and enjoyed the show... some popcorn was missing though.
Now you must be like "Did he die ?" or "Did you record he's death?" or "Duuuuuude ur a sadist mothafuka" or "Hmm.... I know I am but what are you then?"... so I'm gonna tell you that he didn't die some guys grabbed him off the tracks a few seconds before he's death... And thank god... I did want to go back home >.< style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">AMERICAAAAN LAAAAAWWWSSSS!!!!!








Watch the wholle 5 film series!!! it's awsome.


So I guess this is good bye.... snif snif...
Btw... How many birds can you hide under the kilt of a scot guy ?
...think...
...think...
...think...
...think...


IT DEPENDS.... LOOL... ON THE SIZE OF THE STICK ...AHAHAHAHALOOOOLLOOOOLLLL

and now I'll go have dinner.

Halloooooooooooo!!!

Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

yeah... w\e. sooo.... yeah today I have some stuff to tell about this blog. Is that I have been updatin' the blog with stuff such as a stupid aquarium that is funny for 5 mins and also pacman down bellow. Now if you are wondering "wth is SARCV?" well it's the : Super Awsome Really Cool Video. Bringing vids to the blog with NOOOOOOO LINKS!!!! the vids right here in the blog . Much easier right ? =D

Anyway besides those updates nothins been happenin... I've been emoish since Conan O'brien ended... (no, just kidding xD).
Well money is somehow crappy... But it's nice at the same time. How many of us would like to kill emos as in Brutal Legend ? . Following Jonas Brothers fans..... and them. I don't understand how such songs even need a guitar lesson and why are they so.... how do I say this... oh yeah... gay\fag\faggot\homosexual... hmmm... just see what I mean:








DUUUUUDEEEEEEE WTF?! No need say anymore xDD you can see the fagness of it.




But now for cool vids watch this annoying orange vid =D (first episode) 1\7 so far.













Hey apple !!! Cya Apple !!

Beware of knifes okay ... or .... 4get it hhihihihihi

hey.